Tuesday, April 28, 2009

~ LaWaK PenCuCi KePaLa OTak! ~

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -"don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives.

P/S : This is for those who know how 2 enjoy.. Ngengenge... 18SX skit ler but duh.. Sex do sells..

- iN -

Monday, April 27, 2009

~ WaBak SeLsema BaBi ~

Wabak selsema babi atau Swine influenza (refer as SIV)..

Satu lagi epedemik baru yg mula menular ke seluruh dunia dan kini telah meragut 86 nyawa dan sebanyak 1400 kes dilaporkan sejak 13 April lalu..

Memang membimbangkan!

Kes-kes yang semakin meningkat bermula di Mexico ataupun dihidapi oleh mereka yang pernah ke negara tersebut kini menjadi satu lagi kes serius selepas kes selsema burung yg lepas..

Dan apa yg lebih menakutkan lagi, tiada vaksin yg boleh digunakan sebagai penawar kpd penyakit ini!!


Xsudah2 rite?

Jadi jika anda ada simptom2 seperti di bawah, please do check with your local doctor..

Prevent is bettter than precaution!!

- iN -

Friday, April 24, 2009

~ @ SwiSS-GarDeN GoLf ReSoRt & SpA.. YiiiPeeEE! ~

What a day..
Walaupun dah 3 hari di sini..
Yeler sempena Jom Heboh yang akan berlangsung di Navy Base Lumut nie..
iN xberkesempatan nk terokai dis wonderfull hotel ni..
It is mmg ler jauh..
Hayoooo.. 40 min nk ke tapak katanya..
Tapi tempat dia mmg cantik gile..
Rugi jer kan..
Gie tempat cantik2 alih2 jadi tempat tido jer..


- iN -

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

~ PeRiBaHasA BuDaYa BanGsA ~

Ini antara lawak peribahasa yang iN terima yang mungkin dapt buat kita gelak2 skit dah hadapi hari yg mendatang dgn sedikit senyuman.. ( atau mungkin gelak2 sehingga terguling2 jatuh atas kerusi kan... ngengengenge... )

punya susu, dapat nama.
Maknanya: Macam mana keras bekerja pun, macam mana nya canggih idea kita pun, last last, boss jugak yang dapat nama. Apakan tidak, kat dalam management meeting, mana kita tau apa yang boss khabarkan kat ketua boss.
Melepaskan didalam [lift].
Maknanya: Helo! Kalau nak lepaskan penyakit atau kuman tu carilah tempat yang sesuai! Jangan lah tempat awam yang ter-enclosed. Besar nya hamlau!
Seperti jantan dgn betina.
Maknanya: Dua orang yg pantang bertemu...asek nak tooOOooooooot aje.

Sepandai-pandai terbang akhirnya ketaik jugak dia hinggap.
Maknanya: Orang kalau dah perokok tu...kalau dia berenti....akhirnya dia gerenti start balik punyer.

Sepandai-pandai melompat, tak pernah masok ke sukan Olimpik jua.
Maknanya: Jangan macam bagus....pasal yg macam bagus tu lah selalunya tak bagus.

Biar putih jangan kuning

Maknanya: Macam mana nya hensem ke, macho ke, hero ke, kalau gigi tu tak jaga, kuning-berkarat, jangan lah eksen kental nak tackle pompan. Geli-geman di buat nya.

Kalau tidak ader masakan satu boleh bau busuk?
Maknanya: Ada orang kentotlah tu...
Seperti luperkan mamak kacang putih.
Maknanya: Orang yg tak sedar diri....tak kenang jasa baik orang yg muler-muler memfofularkan dia.
Ader di sebalik lain
Maknanya: Jgn sangka yg duduk sorang kat tempat sunyi tu sorang....check betul-betul, mesti ader sorang lagi...... kat bawah ke....kat tengah ke...tengah baring ke....
Peribahasa: Biar mati anak jgn mati pucuk
Maknanya: Kalau dah mati pucuk camner nak dapat anak......bro!!!!
Sudah jatuh ditimpa <-- Klassik siak!
Maknanya: Nasib malang yg tak agak-agak.
tak mancung, pulak yang mancung.
Maknanya: maknernyer . . maknernya................ Jgn nak tersengeh2 cam kupang busuk kat depan PC. Pi ah buat keje...
P/S : Ngengengenge..... Terlebih sudah!
- iN -

Monday, April 20, 2009

~ I DreAmeD A DrEAm ~

There was a time when men were kind,
And their voices were soft,
And their words inviting.
There was a time when love was blind,
And the world was a song,
And the song was exciting.
There was a time when it all went wrong...

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
When hope was high and life, worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die,
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid,
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no wine, untasted.

But the tigers come at night,
With their voices soft as thunder,
As they tear your hope apart,
And they turn your dream to shame.

He slept a summer by my side,
He filled my days with endless wonder...
He took my childhood in his stride,
But he was gone when autumn came!

And still I dream he'll come to me,
That we will live the years together,
But there are dreams that cannot be,
And there are storms we cannot weather!

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living,
So different now from what it seemed...
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed...

P/S: I too dreamed of dream that i only keep for myself... If only..

- iN -

Saturday, April 18, 2009

~ She iS AmAZiNg oR WHaT!! ~

iN stuble upon this AMAZING video @ Yotube about this AMAZING 48 years old lady named Susan Boyle..
Gosh, dlm dunia yg memandang rupa paras seseorang sebagai ukuran dlm apa jua hal..
This lady show that YOU DON'T NEED THAT!!
iN pun seperti seluruh warga Britain yg tgk Britains Got Talent 2009 pasti bersetuju yg mula2 kitaorg cam, "Apa le nenek tua ni buat kat sini kan...?"( tapi versi Melayu ler you'all kan.. )
Even Simon yg kita tau mmg terkenal dgn sinikal komen dia tu kan..
Pandang atas bawah 2-3 kali with the same toughts yea..
Tapi bila dia buka mulut nyanyi jer..
Semua org tiba2, Huwaaa... terkujat masing2 kan!!
And it shows me something..
That looks are just a secondary thing if your talent is AS BIG AS THE WORLD!!
Betul kan?

P/S : Sowie xtau nk upload le video dia kawan2 oi.. Agus Mat Me tu xsempat ngajor ler.. Huhuhu..


- iN -

Thursday, April 16, 2009

~ BiG DeCiSiOn R oN d WaY! ~

I'm torn between something that i had keep a lOooOoOOoOooong time..

Rasanya, xlama lagi u guys will be understand and know Y i'm doing this.

Ketidak adilan harus diperbetulkan dan diubah sama sekali..

Dan iN nak mereka tau im DAMN SERIOUS bout this thing!

N if u still want me, u know what 2 do!

If not, i'll jut better move on and focus my life 2 what is MORE important!

The day will come and i"ll let u know when..

Tapi buat masa ini, doakan iN moga berjaya.


- iN -

Sunday, April 12, 2009

~ TaGGeD LaGi DaN LaGi.. ~

Just realised ada satu tugasan yang keep on pending..
So here you are the answer 4 d tagged dat had been posted by Miko..

S : Adakah anda suka blogging? Kenapa?
J : Hmm, i like to blog tapi kdg2 masa tak mengizinkan utk ber
giat lebih aktif dari biasa.

S : Blog siapa yg anda selalu skodeng? Nyatakan 5 (buat masa ini)

J : Agus Mat Me, Miko, E Fofo, Elise Estrada & Parim.

S : Adakah anda menginginkan seseorang da
lam hidup anda? Yang boleh menyayangi anda sepenuh hati? dan Siapakah org itu?
: Guess not in the time being.. Kalau ada, adaler.. Xde, it will not harm me what-so-ever!

S : Taken or single? Mana lebih bagus?
J : Depends on what you want in life, rite?

S : Pernah ta
k cinta anda tidak dibalas?
J : Me? hmm, no komen..

S : Ciri2 idaman bf/gf anda? Nyatakan 5 (btolkan skit: suami/isteri)

J : Hahaha, should i list here? I don't THINK soOooOOooo...

S : Pada umur berapakah anda merancang untuk berkahwin?
J: HaHAHaHaHaHa!!

S : Nak berapa anak?

J : Duh...

S : Lucky person yg anda ingin tag?

J : Sape2 nak buat dipersilakan ler yea.. Xnak xyah ler kan?

Moral of the story..
Hopefully in the future, soalan2 utk tagged pada iN, biarlah lebih mencabar dan interesting ok?
Bukan nye iN xnak buat tapi kdg2 i hope people will find more interesting thing/topic 2 tagged me.

- iN -

Saturday, April 11, 2009

~ LiFe MuST Go On.. A ReMiNDer 2u N Me.. ~


Sometimes u UP there..
Sometimes u just below d radar like d rest of us!
Hmmm... Baru2 ni mungkin hidup iN xserupa yg dulu..
Tapi yg penting.. Ada gak teman2 iN yg punya masalah yg lebih teruk dri apa yg iN lalui kan..
But ada gak yg lalui hidup mereka dgn penuh kegirangan lately.. 2 them..
( u know who u r, dear.. )
Life mmg camni.. Ada manis, masam, pahit, tawar n stuff..
I know, me myself pun got some issues 2 settle...
Tpi take this advice from me..
Life must go on.. On and on..
Never look back!
It just a reminder and only a history that shape us into a better person ahead!!

- iN -

Friday, April 3, 2009

~ ExAm WeeK!! HuaAAaaaaAAA!! ~

i know im wrong..
Maaf sebab lama iN xtulis ape2..
Dalam kesempatan ni juga iN tgh struggle mengharungi minggu pertama Final Exam di OUM ni hah..
Hectic gile seh!
Dah le kite nk kena juglle between workload dan exam paper..
But so far, dah 2 paper dah lepas..
Lega ler skit walaupun dlm hati tertanya2 lepas ke idak ni hah aku nie..
Miss my life!
My old life!
But guess life need 2 hold on 4 a while...
Coz at d moment i need my DEGREE!!
- iN -